5/23/2023 0 Comments Lick kylie![]() ![]() Once you get past the premise, the story improves from F to average. “Not that I hadn’t given him provocation.” Her: You didn’t notice that you were marrying someone too sloshed to stand, and this is my fault for some reason? You’re a dick for taking advantage of me. What do you mean, you have no memories? If it was True Wuv, you’d have been immune to the biological effects of alcohol. What? You realize things don’t always have to make you sore, right? And a used condom would have been better? Her: “The pertinent parts of anatomy felt fine…. Her: HOLY CRAP I’M ON A BATHROOM FLOOR THERE’S A MAN HERE I DON’T KNOW HIM I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING OMIGOD RAPE PREGNANCY AIDS WHAT HAPPENED?!! I know I have piles of money and other assets to protect, and I’ve only known her for a few hours, and she’s been drunk for all of them, but what the hell. I was extremely frustrated with the opening sequence. I’m not into alcohol as the new forced-marriage matchmaker, but after that opening scene, the story becomes an ok read. Yet when she declines a settlement from his lawyers, they take a detour to spend some time together and try to decide whether or not their instincts back in Vegas led them astray. He quickly agrees to a divorce, and Evelyn flies down to Los Angeles to sort out the paperwork. ![]() ![]() David is also shocked – that Evelyn doesn’t remember a thing. The morning after her twenty-first birthday, Evelyn Thomas is shocked to find herself married to rock god David Ferris. ![]()
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